How did we get off on the wrong foot?
Do we need to do something now?
How can we do our part?
Comments welcome.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
lol, if browsers were women...
hmmm, she is quite foxy...
TM
"Awesomeness lies in the hands of the brave"Monday, February 8, 2010
only recently noticed the funny text on the #VitaminWater bottle's...
"
XXX
(triple antioxidants)
c'mon. get your mind out the gutter,
we only named this drink xxx because
it has the power of triple antioxidants
to help keep your body cells healthy.
they are basically kiff little ninjas -
trained assassins that use really, really
small nunchucks to beat the daylights
out of nasty free radicals.
so in case you're wondering, this is not
called xxx to disguise any dodginess, it
does not hang around on hillbrow street
corners, or contain explicit adult content,
or anything considered "uncensored", and
it has never been seen live or nude, but it
it definitely out there.
30 is the new 20 and green is
definitely the new black.
please recycle.
"
"
revive
(b+potassium)
if you woke up tired, you probably need
more sleep. if you woke up drooling at
your desk, you probably need a new job.
if you woke up with whipped cream in
your hair and the number of someone
called "baksteen" on the inside of your
thigh, you probably need answers. not
to mention this product.
it's got potassium and b vitamins to help
you feel refreshed. in fact, it's so good
you could bring back awesome eighties
television, mix tapes and chopper
bicycles with this stuff.
and if you're like our boss, bill, and woke
up married to a long-haul truck driver, you
probably need a lawyer.
you need to revitalize yourself.
the planet needs you to respect it.
please recycle.
"
TM"Awesomeness lies in the hands of the brave"
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